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She Who Must Be Obeyed ([personal profile] auntbijou) wrote2006-07-05 04:58 pm
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And the winner is....

My best friend (who is not blonde) sent me a bunch of blonde jokes, which, of course, had me snickering and snorting, and... okay, I admit it, I was howling with laughter.  After having to share a bedroom with a blonde sister for seven years, and since she was older (13 years older, to be precise) SHE got to choose the color of the room (pink, oh gods, pink, I hate pink!), well, I have an appreciation for blonde jokes that my best friend feeds every couple of years with jokes.  So you just KNOW I forwarded them to the Beautiful Sister, and then, as an afterthought, to my dad.  It wasn't until after I sat back that I realized that my dad is blond, too.  And I really started laughing, because that just explains SO MUCH about my dad!  Okay, so he's a Marine, and a former roughneck... he's still BLOND!!  

Still, Dad has a wicked sense of humor at times, and he promptly sent a blonde joke back.  But it's a bit different than most blonde jokes, in that this time, the blonde gets the last laugh.  And I just had to share it, so without further ado, here it is!



A Texas State Trooper stopped a blonde for speeding. He walked up to her car and asked for her drivers license. 

She reached in her purse and said, " I guess you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman's

Ball, too, huh?"

The Trooper paused and said, " Lady, State Troopers do not have balls."

The blonde burst out laughing and the Trooper suddenly realized what he had said and went beet red.  With a quick "Have a good day," he got back into his car with as much dignity as he could muster, leaving the blonde laughing so hard she couldn't start her car.


There you go, a blonde joke where the blonde gets the last laugh.  And to all my blonde friends, literal and spiritual, may you all be as quick thinking and lucky!


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