Silly things...

Overheard this morning as I rushed to throw clothes on before taking the kids to school...

Impertinent Daughter: "Raaaargh! I'm the evil princess, and I'm coming to get yoooouuuuu!!!!"

Impossible Son: "Back! I have BACON! And I'm not afraid to use it!"

Impertinent Daughter: "AAAAAAH!! Run away! Run away! Evil fighting BACON!!"