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Green... It's Not Just for Slytherins...
Okay, given that I have read Star Trek fanfiction, both the old and the new, I admit it, I have never, ever given a thought to the color of Mr. Spock's crown jewels.
And apparently, neither have the writers of what fiction I have read.
Until today.
Apparently, according to the three stories I read today, Mr. Spock's twig and berries are... green.
So are his nipples.
After a moment of shock, I realized it made sense. After all, he has green blood, so... if he blushes, he blushes with a greenish tinge, yes? So if his rocket gets fueled up... it would be green, too.
Makes sense.
HOWEVER... if I ever have to read a phrase like "he couldn’t get the vision out of his head of Spock clutching that sage sausage of his ..." again, I swear I will spork out my own eyeballs and rinse them in bleach!!
*does the International Hopping Dance of Horror*
I'll never be able to look at sage flavored sausage again!!!
And apparently, neither have the writers of what fiction I have read.
Until today.
Apparently, according to the three stories I read today, Mr. Spock's twig and berries are... green.
So are his nipples.
After a moment of shock, I realized it made sense. After all, he has green blood, so... if he blushes, he blushes with a greenish tinge, yes? So if his rocket gets fueled up... it would be green, too.
Makes sense.
HOWEVER... if I ever have to read a phrase like "he couldn’t get the vision out of his head of Spock clutching that sage sausage of his ..." again, I swear I will spork out my own eyeballs and rinse them in bleach!!
*does the International Hopping Dance of Horror*
I'll never be able to look at sage flavored sausage again!!!