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AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
*grumble grumble...snarl...growl* ...parents...spazzing out over... *grumble, howl* ...jump to conclusions...*grumble* stupid gold dollar coins... *snarl snarl snarl*... freakin' out over nothing...*snarl growl* WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS TO ME???
*random sounds of rending and tearing and stomping*
AAAAAAUUUGGHHH!!!!!
So, the new gold dollar coins came out. It's been out, what, a day?? Three days??? I don't know, I don't care!! (especially now). But my dad sends me an indignant email DEMANDING I boycott the new dollar coin because... it doesn't say "in God we trust" on the front or back.
*SNARL*
I took a few deep breaths, calmed down, and wrote back, "it's on the side."
Dad wrote back, "I looked on the front and back and didn't see it. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! IT'S UN-AMERICAN!!"
*RIP...TEAR...HOOOOOOOWWWLLLL!!!*
I took a few more deep breaths, then wrote back, "It's on the SIDE. You know, where the ridges usually are?? The rim? The EDGE?? The part you use to scratch off those lottery tickets you buy??" I even sent him a link to a website that lets you take the coin and turn it on the side so you can see it says, "e pluribus unum" and "in god we trust." Whoopee.
He wrote back. "Oh. Never mind."
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
pushin' my buttons, they're pushin' my buttons, and at this rate, I won't have any teeth left!!! *growl, snarl, SHRIEK*
*random sounds of rending and tearing and stomping*
AAAAAAUUUGGHHH!!!!!
So, the new gold dollar coins came out. It's been out, what, a day?? Three days??? I don't know, I don't care!! (especially now). But my dad sends me an indignant email DEMANDING I boycott the new dollar coin because... it doesn't say "in God we trust" on the front or back.
*SNARL*
I took a few deep breaths, calmed down, and wrote back, "it's on the side."
Dad wrote back, "I looked on the front and back and didn't see it. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! IT'S UN-AMERICAN!!"
*RIP...TEAR...HOOOOOOOWWWLLLL!!!*
I took a few more deep breaths, then wrote back, "It's on the SIDE. You know, where the ridges usually are?? The rim? The EDGE?? The part you use to scratch off those lottery tickets you buy??" I even sent him a link to a website that lets you take the coin and turn it on the side so you can see it says, "e pluribus unum" and "in god we trust." Whoopee.
He wrote back. "Oh. Never mind."
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
pushin' my buttons, they're pushin' my buttons, and at this rate, I won't have any teeth left!!! *growl, snarl, SHRIEK*