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She Who Must Be Obeyed ([personal profile] auntbijou) wrote2007-10-31 04:10 pm
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A joke...

Okay, my best friend sent this to me, so to pay [profile] vicki_sine back for the groaners that she posted this morning(OMG, they were AWFUL!!! I love you, Mum, but they were terrible!!), I'm posting this.


I rear-ended a car this morning...right then I knew it was going to be a really bad day!

When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf.

He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

That's how the fight started.