auntbijou: (Calcifer)
The Husbandly One and I are both... well... geeks. Science fiction, fantasy, we read, we grew up on Star Trek, Star Wars, and all the stuff that childhood in the late sixties, early seventies entails. And there are certain phrases that we will bandy back and forth that make us laugh uproariously, but leave the Impertinent Daughter frowning and saying, "Er... what?? I don't get it..."

One that has really thrown her is when THO or I pop out with, "Brain, brain, what is brain?" at highly appropriate moments, and then fall apart laughing. "What's so funny about that?" she says, looking at us like we're nuts. Well, we are nuts, but that's neither here nor there.

So today, while the Impossible Son was playing at a friend's house, I got on Veoh.com and found the notoriously and infamously worst written episode of Star Trek ever put into production... "Spock's Brain."

Even the title sucks.

It is so awful, it's hilarious, in an entirely unintentionally funny way.

What gets me about that episode? If that's the script that actually made it to the point of being made... what the hell were the scripts they turned down like???

Anyway, she watched it with an air of disbelief, and burst out laughing at times. By the end, though, she got it. And will most likely die laughing with us when either THO or I quip, "Brain, brain, what is brain??"

It's a wonderful life...

"A Texas Wife..."

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 10:39 pm
auntbijou: (Default)
My best friend sent this in the email today, and it gave me a much needed laugh, so... I thought I'd pass it on!


"A Texas Wife"

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Missouri. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. The first day, he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
dinner on the table.  

The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


Gotta look out for us Texas gals!! We're FIRECRACKERS, we are!

A joke...

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 04:10 pm
auntbijou: (Default)
Okay, my best friend sent this to me, so to pay [profile] vicki_sine back for the groaners that she posted this morning(OMG, they were AWFUL!!! I love you, Mum, but they were terrible!!), I'm posting this.

Humor, ar, ar! )

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