Oh Dear!

[auntbijou]

You know it's time for glasses when you're driving down the road and approach your vet's office, look casually at his marquee and think, "Wha-a-a-a-at??? Snail Avocado Trancing???"

Then, when you're almost on top of it, you see it says, "Snake Avoidance Training."

...sigh...