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Well, my iMac is now up and running, after a complete hard drive replacement. *sigh* And for Christmas, the Husbandly One and I decided to forgo gifts for each other, and bought an external hard drive instead.

Not that we didn't get each other gifts, anyway. I filled a basket with little flavored coffee samples, and a cool Christmas mug, as well as his favorite treat, a Terry's Chocolate Orange, and he got me Spirit Tracks for my DS. Heh. I'm currently in the top of the Snow Temple, battling Boss Fraaz, and it's got me... Fraazled. *snort of laughter* After he destroys the ice and flame torches, it becomes considerable harder to kill him, and it also doesn't help to have a nearly nine year old critic at my elbow. "Freeze him, Mom! Use your boomerang to collect ice from that spot he spit the ice at and hit him with it, so his flames go out! MOOOOM!! You MISSED it!!! No, no, now you have to collect the FLAMES!! The FLAMES, Mom!!! MOOOOOOOM!!!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!"

Is it any surprise that I sometimes play my video games while hiding in the closet?

And hey, I won Zelda Phantom Hourglass FIVE TIMES!! Doesn't that give me any video game cred??

Anyhow, the iMac is running again, though the fan is now giving us fits. It speeds up, and then slows down, then speeds up, and slows down. I'm putting in a call to tech support to see if we need to bring it in again, or is this something we can deal with ourselves. *sigh*

This has been a strangely stressful Christmas, with only a few stress-free moments. Christmas Eve at my best friend's for dinner, Christmas day with the kids, in which we watched them tear into their gifts with big grins and didn't worry about hurrying them up and getting them fed, cleaned up, and dressed for the drive into Houston and Christmas at my sister's. Instead, we relaxed, took our time, enjoyed watching them discover the Nerf dart guns, the Nerf swords, the books, the video games, and their Asian snacks. Yes, you read that right. They love Ramune and Pocky, and whatever else THO finds at the little Asian market by where he works, and so we buy them every Christmas, and sometimes at Easter, too! I think this year, there were some little chocolate filled pretzels called "Pucca." The jury's still out on that one. Some sort of milk-flavored candy with a lemony back-taste that I'm still making up my mind about, and a cherry flavored gum that I want more of, and even now, I'm resisting rummaging in the kids' rooms to find. Miss Priss got some manga, and I found Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Demigod Files when I went shopping with the Tall Blonde, so that was in there, too. Mr. Impossible got a new DS Lite to replace the one that died last August, due to much abuse. It took the old one dying for him to understand why THO and I kept insisting that he put the thing down when he got frustrated. I will make a recommendation to any parents on my list who have purchased a DS system for their little ones, or who have kids who are a bit on the accident prone side; Nerf Armor. Nerf makes "armor" for the DS systems. It's soft, cushy, and more importantly, shock-absorbing. Buy this. Seriously. Your wallet (and sanity) will love you for it!

And the Husbandly One bought a PS2 system as a family gift, as well as a few games, most notably Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which the kids (especially Little Man) sorely missed after we replaced our PC with a Mac. As you can imagine, Harry Potter got played. A LOT.

After breakfast, and a morning of playing games, and just hanging out, we went to go see "Avatar" and were completely blown away. Went home, and all was well.

Saturday, however. *palm-forehead* Jays, I was so stressed out, because we were supposed to drive into Houston to the Blonde Sister's, and my asthma started acting up just to make things MORE fun, and the kids were squabbling, and oh, I just didn't want to go, but I sucked it up and got in the car, and we left. And yes, I know that sentence is all rambly, but you know, I think it describes the mood and feel perfectly!

However, we'd barely gotten 30 miles into the trip when the Impertinent Daughter piped up from the back seat with, "Um... I'm not sure if I unplugged the hot glue gun before we left. It's sitting on my clock radio, and I don't remember if I unplugged it."

I thought the Husbandly One was going to swallow his tongue. HE was stressed out, because yours truly was stressed out, and that was just... the icing on the cake. Because... we had to turn around and go back. Even after she frantically remembered that yes, she had unplugged the hot glue gun, the Husbandly One and I looked at each other grimly, each of us picturing the same thing: returning home Saturday night to a pile of ashes. Not. An. Option.

So, I dug out my phone to tell the Blonde Sister we weren't coming, knowing it would sound like the Lamest Excuse Ever, but... *shrugs* And why was this a problem? Well... it takes about 3 hours for us to get to Houston. We had left the house just after 11, and we wanted to be at the Blonde Sister's around 2:30 or so, and we were not planning on staying overnight. Returning home to check things out, and then getting back on the road would mean us getting to Houston sometime around 5, and then having to drive home that night. Driving home at night after such a stressful day is... exhausting. We've done that too many times as it is. So... once we were home, we were home. End of story.

And the damn glue gun was... unplugged. Naturally.

So... we went shopping instead, and picked up a few things, let the kids spend their Christmas money, that sort of thing. Got the Impossible Son some new sneakers, and got our usual shock of, "What, his shoes have been too small???" and stared at the new shoes on his feet, thinking they were just too damn big, until he took them off and we realized his feet were just too damn big, too, so, you know he's going to have a growth spurt soon... AAAAUUUUGGHHH!!!! WHERE DID MY BABY GO???

Obviously, the same place my wild fairy child went. *sigh*

Well, we'll probably go to Houston on New Year's Day and leave the presents for my great niece and great nephew there (yes, Auntie is old enough to be a great aunt, now), as well as my mom. In the meantime, I plan to enjoy the rest of winter vacation with the Husbandly One and my kids. Maybe we'll go see "Sherlock Holmes," today. That would be awesome!

I hope everyone's holidays are going well, and that you all got everything you wanted, and maybe even something you didn't know you wanted, but were delighted to get anyway!

Love,

Auntie!

P.S. You know, my contribution to [profile] harry_holidays was way out of my comfort zone, but I was happy with it. And I'm trying very hard not to check it every single day to see how many comments its collected. But I will admit, I am looking forward to when I can post it with my name on it, and see what happens. *mischievous grin*

After breakfast, and much playing around with the new stuff
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OMG!! Some wonderful elf posted a fic written for ME over at [profile] bestmates_xmas, and it's absolutely wonderful!!! It's a rope bondage fic, Ron/Harry, and ZOMG, it's so... so... beautifully written, and perfect, and just... done completely right and I know I'm actually babbling, but y'all just have to go HERE and give the mystery author some love, because it is a truly lovely piece of work!

And it's ROPE bondage, and...

*squees wildly, then spontaneously combusts*

GO.... READ... IT!!! NOW!!!

*groan*

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 05:44 am
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It has been the Weekend from Hell. Literally.

It all started Christmas Eve. I know that was on Thursday, just... bear with me.

Christmas Eve, the Impossible Son started throwing up around 5:30 p.m. or so. My best friend and her family were due to come over at 6, and I figured they were already on the road, so I didn't call them. In retrospect, I should have, whether or not they were on the way, but it had been so long since I had last seen her...

The Husbandly One was doing most of the food prep (I had made baked beans earlier in the day, so he only had to take them out), so I handled Mr. Manzie and washed my hands constantly and touched no one if I could help it.

The Impossible Son was feeling much better by the time they were ready to leave. It had lasted only five hours for him.

Christmas day, we were due to go to Houston to have Christmas dinner with the Blonde Sister and the rest of the family, and my mother would come back with us to stay until Sunday, which I was thrilled about. She even brought her little dog, Katie. But, by Christmas night, the Impertinent Daughter was throwing up, and had escalated things by running a fever as well. As close to 103 as you can get. Friday morning, I called our doctor, who turned out to be on vacation until Monday. Great. So I took her to the local walk-in clinic. And waited two hours. The Impertinent Daughter was miserable and finally turned to me and said, "Mom, I need to go home. I just... I just can't sit here any more."

I said, "Let's wait just fifteen more minutes, sweetie."

She said, "Mom, now."

She was so pale. And I could tell she was at the end of her endurance, so I went up to the receptionist and told her not to bother, that we were leaving. She looked up from her computer and I started grinding my teeth. She was only just then starting on our paperwork. After two friggin' hours!

We went home.

The daughter went to bed, and I contemplated a nap. Everyone was tired. You could call this the calm before the storm. The daughter improved, and Saturday, we contemplated taking Mom to San Marcos or maybe to Austin. But we didn't, because the Impertinent One was still not up to it. In the meantime, Mom and Katie both were astonishing me by being far more active than I'd seen either of them in a long while. Katie is a little Corgie mix... I think. Actually, she looks like a miniature German Shepherd with short legs. Anyhow, she's 13 years old, and very stiff, and when my mom lets her out at home, she only wanders in a very specified small circle in the backyard. Here, she astonished us by wandering through the entire backyard, and actually running from time to time. She became rather playful, too, to my mom's delight.

I wish it could have lasted.

Saturday night, Mom felt like she had indigestion, and asked if we had anything for it. Well... we don't get indigestion much, so we pretty much only have Tums on hand. Which wasn't what she wanted or needed. I asked if she wanted me to run to the store and she said no, she was okay, and she went to bed.

I was pretty tired. I hadn't slept very well, and I woke up early, and it was close to midnight, so when I got settled on the couch (we had given Mom our room), it was a relief. I was just drifting so sleep when I heard Mom say, "Auntie? I'm not feeling very well. I think something's wrong."

I sat up and found my mom standing in the doorway, trembling and shuddering in her pajamas. I was up instantly, and wrapped my arm around her to help her back to bed. I thought she was going to collapse on me twice. She was shuddering so hard, and shaking, and when I finally got her to the bed, she nearly slipped out! Once I got her settled, I went and got THO, who was cuddling the Impossible Son to sleep and had fallen asleep himself. And after that... oh geez, y'all.

Mom was so sick. She's always had the hardest time throwing up, and this was no different. She couldn't stand to have either myself or THO out of her sight, and when I had to go empty the slop bowl, she'd whimper, "Where's Auntie?" and THO would say, "She's just in the bathroom, Mom, she'll be right back."

By this time, my hands were raw from so much hand-washing.

She got bad enough that I said, "Mom, do you want me to call 911?" Because she was getting very dehydrated, very fast.

We called 911. She was so dehydrated, the EMT had a hard time finding a vein just so he could hook up an I.V. and give her a little Phenargin for nausea to give her a little break during her ambulance ride. After they left, I gave THO a list of family phone numbers to call, but advised him to call the Blonde Sister and let her spread the news, and drove after the ambulance to the hospital in San Marcos.

It was around 3 a.m. by this time. And I sat in that emergency room with Mom with nothing but a chair to sit next to her. I was so sleep-deprived by this point that nothing seemed real. I helped the nurses turn Mom to treat her, to clean her, to change her bedclothes, because she had diarrhea at this point, and I called them when she needed help. I spoke to two doctors coherently, how I don't know, but I did, and finally got her into a room well after 10 a.m. I remember several times staring longingly at the floor, wondering if anyone would notice if I just curled up on it and went to sleep.

Mom kept staring at me when she was lucid and saying, "You're staying here with me. You're such a good girl, Auntie." When she wasn't lucid, she said things like, "They're testing me by making me cook vegetables in the microwave to make sure I cook them all the way through."

O_o??

I love my mom, even when she's out of her head.

So, we got her into a room, the doctor came to tell me that she was dangerously dehydrated, that this same virus that my kids got over so quickly was dangerous in a person Mom's age (81), and she'd probably be there for 24 hours.

Okay.

Introduce guilt here.

I comforted Mom, got her settled, and promised to be back later that evening after I'd gotten some rest. I left, stopped to get some caffeine to keep me awake on the long drive home, and stupidly picked up some french fries to nibble as well (if I never see another french fry in my life, I shall die happy). Got home a little after noon, told THO everything so he could report to the Blonde Sister, and went to bed to crash.

And woke up five hours later, asking the Impertinent Daughter for a 7-Up (something we keep in the house when there's lots of throwing up, because it's soothing) and promptly lost my cookies.

I had it.

Needless to say, I did not keep my promise to my mother. And I spent the next 12 hours not really coherent, tossing my cookies and getting dehydrated from vomiting and diarrhea, but not enough for THO to call 911. I'm only just now getting the strength to sit up. THO had his own bout this morning, but he only got the diarrhea. The poor man has had his hands full, I am telling you!

The doctor at the hospital diagnosed this as acute gastroenteritis with dehydration, which really covers a multitude of sins. All I know is, this is apparently making the rounds and we are merely the latest victims. Oh, and my best friend's son got it, and one of my nieces got it.

Mom is still in hospital, still throwing up at the last report I got from my sisters, who drove in to check on her, and that they suspect she may have pneumonia. If she doesn't, she'll be released this evening. If she does, they'll be keeping her.

I hope I'll be able to drive in to see her later this afternoon. Her little dog has been wandering around the house, looking for her. My kids have been petting her and making much of her, trying to comfort her.

Okay, I have to go lay down again. I just... wanted y'all to know, I'm still alive.
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Title: "Another Visit"

Author: [personal profile] auntbijou
Rating: G

Pairing: Harry/Ginny (as a mention)

Summary: Christmas comes full circle for Harry Potter, now that he's a father, when Santa returns for a visit
Warning: Mentions of past abuse, fluffiness, sniffles...
Words: 1, 329

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters therein belong to J.K. Rowling, and there is no money being made off of it. I just like to play with them for a bit, and give them back.
A/N: This is a followup to last year's "A Visit," because I wondered how Christmas would be different for Harry, now that he's all grown up. Merry Christmas, dears!




Another Visit )
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You know what sucks worse than having cold flashes?

Having cold flashes when you're standing outside, it's 34, and the windchill is 25, and you couldn't find your thermal underwear, so you're bundled up as best you can , but you had to give your hat to your son because his ears are the only part of him that are cold, so you're in your jacket, your scarf wrapped around your neck, and your gloves are on your hands... and then you get a cold flash.

We went to see a lighted display in Wimberley, one of those ones you walk through, and it was pretty cool. But I was freezing my butt off, I tell you true! Thank heavens, I found the wool socks I was issued way back when in boot camp, and I think my feet were the warmest part of me!! Most of it was pretty sheltered from the wind, and I was okay, but then... a cold flash hit me.

You know, most women my age get HOT flashes. No, not Auntie. It starts on my back and I start shivering. Then my arms start crawling, and the next thing I know, I'm FREEZING!!

And this is even when I'm sitting in a warm room! So you can imagine what it was like for me last night!

My kids TAUNTED me, I swear. Miss Priss was wearing a light jacket (the same one she wore for Halloween) and a hooded sweater over that. And that's it. She wasn't even wearing socks under her boots!!

And the Impossible Son was wearing a jacket, but... the only real concession to cold that he made was that his ears were cold. So... in a fit of motherly sacrifice... I gave him my hat.

*sigh*

There was a really cool section where a series of pipes of different sizes had been set up for kids to bang on and make music. Mallets had been made with old golf balls on dowels, and the kids had a fine old time making music. There was also a group of different sizes of wooden planks strung up, marimba-style, that were surprisingly musical and in scale, too! And another wall of different sizes of tire rims that made a steel drum sort of sound. It reminded me of how my dad used to make wind chimes out of old bits of metal pipe and tubing he had around the garage and hang them in the back hard with ringers made of nuts, bolts, and bits of wood. They were unexpectedly sweet sounding, and his favorite way of recycling those bits from his projects that he couldn't otherwise use.

Right now, I'm contemplating what gifts I need to finish making (if the kids will let me), which I might take pictures of and show you later. Well... some of them at least. Sweets, I'm afraid you'll be getting your bracelets AFTER Christmas, but you will get them, I promise!

I am also thinking what I housecleaning I need to finish. My mother is coming to stay for a few days after Christmas, which I am looking forward to. It's lonely for her in that house alone, so my sisters and I are trying to be sure to have her come visit as much as possible. However, she's not ready to leave her house yet, and I do completely understand. It's where her memories are, and she and Dad spent most of their married lives in that house. They moved there in 1950 or 1951, I think. They were married for 61 years, which I find all kinds of amazing. So, you could say she's grieving, and she's dealing with it best by staying where her memories are.

I have to say this for my mom. She is not the sort to walk into your house and judge you because it's messy, especially if you have kids. She used to say, "No one ever died from having a messy house. As long as your kitchen and bathroom are clean, what's a few scattered books and toys?" She's also said, "You can have a clean house, or happy kids. You can't have both, unless you're lucky enough to have a maid. In which case, I want to come live with you."

*dimples* See why I love my mom?

She KNOWS... she's BEEN THERE!

Well, I'd better get busy. Soon as I get over my cold flash. Don't worry, the doctor assured me it's my thyroid, and it should improve as we get my dosage adjusted. I'm already doing a lot better energy wise!!

In case I don't get to post again, Merry Christmas, and for my fellow pagans, even though it's already past, Happy Solstice!

Go Kick Something!

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 10:29 pm
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You know your soccer league is seriously failing PR-wise when you have people walk up to your table at a festival and say either (1)"Oh, this town's finally setting up a soccer league?" or (2) "We've got a soccer league in this town??"

*head-desk*

In a way, that was GOOD, because it proved the point THO and I have been trying to make for several years that not enough people in our small town know we exist.

"Ridiculous!" some of our older board members would scoff. "Everyone knows there's a soccer league in our town! It's the evil POP WARNER FOOTBALL AND BASEBALL that's stealing potential players from us!!"

Yeah. Right.

See, when I'm standing outside the elementary school, waiting for the Impossible Son, I can't tell you how many times I hear this opening line. "I wish there was a soccer league here, really, because my little Bobby/Susie just loved playing soccer when we lived in (insert name here)."

And there are many times when the second parent would just nod sympathetically or agree and say, "Yeah, soccer would be great."

This is the point I would usually turn and say, "Actually, we do have a soccer league in town, and it's been around X number of years and we have registration for the next season in (insert month here)."

It was fortunate one of those nay-sayers on our board was working the table today when yet another group of people came trundling up with a joyful, "It's true! It's true! You are forming a soccer league! Oh, that's wonderful, that's just what this town needs, and it's so good for the kids, too!" and on and on and on, hardly letting us get a word in edgewise, and saying it was too bad we were only starting up and probably only beginning with the U-6, U-8's, because they had some older children who loved to play, babble, babble, babble...

Whereupon our esteemed board member blinked, then said, "We've had soccer here for years! Where the heck have you been??"

And I swooped in with, "Yes, we play U6 all the way up to U18, and while we are a small league, everyone involved is very enthusiastic!"

Hilarious!

The best part is, we are probably going to have far more kids playing this spring than we have in the past, which is all kinds of YAY for us, and makes sitting in the freezing cold tent today worth it!

My husband insisted on what has become an annual Dickens tradition for us and got me a pair of Christmas themed earrings. *laughs* Let me see, one year, it was this plump little wooden Santas. Another year, it was colorful little recycled Christmas lights. Then there was the bells with holly sprigs. Last year, the kids helped him pick out two; pear-shaped Santas with dangly legs and little icy blue snowmen on silver jingle bells. This year, he got me a pair that look like little hard candies made of glass. Very cute, very pretty. He said it's gotten to the point where he doesn't feel right if he doesn't buy me a pair of Christmas earrings at Dickens, a very worthy tradition if you ask me!

And now, off to bed with Auntie!

Wish List Meme

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 08:55 am
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Yes, it is all over, so... okay, baaa, baaa, I'm doing it, too!

Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your IJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your IJ, so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use—or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free—do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf—to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not — it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

The Wish List )
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My husband and my son are in the living room, singing their favorite holiday song.

"Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa!!

Or be crushed, be crushed byyyyyyyyy....

His Jolly Boots of Doom!!!"


Hey, everybody needs a bit of surreal in their day!!

What a Guy!!

Monday, December 25th, 2006 03:29 pm
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Let it be known that the Husbandly One has beaten me at two, count 'em, TWO... games of Horse.  Mostly using shots like, from behind and over his head, and bouncing it off the court and into the net.  And it took a while, because I had him beat at distance shots and turn arounds.  Hey, I'm short, I had to work on what advantages I could!!

Santa has learned some valuable lessons this Christmas, and I hope that he listens to Mrs. Claus and listens.  One being, if you buy a really cool gift with the idea that two children will share it, you should not be surprised when the older child co-opts it and rarely lets the younger child get near it.  Be prepared to police the game at all times, with a stop-watch in hand in order to make sure that each turn is played in precisely timed increments, and that places will be changed no matter what point the player is at in a game.  This will ensure frustration on both childrens' part, and make sure they settle their differences quickly and somewhat fairly whenever one threatens, "Okay, I'm getting the stop-watch out to make sure each one of you gets PRECISELY the same amount of time on the game!"

Another lesson he learned was next time ask Mrs. Claus BEFORE buying a DVD for the kids.  If he had, he would have learned that both kids have been chattering excitedly about Santa bringing at least ONE of the Miyazaki movies we DON'T have yet.  In fact, the Impertinent Daughter was hoping really hard for "Whispers of the Heart."  That's not to say that the movies we got weren't good.  But they weren't what the kids were really hoping for.  

Mrs. Claus learned a lesson, too.  When the grandparents want to buy clothes for the kids, such as winter coats, next time, suggest gently that they send gift certificates for the store of their choice.  Miss Priss is trying very hard to like the coat Grandma sent her, but... she's nearly in tears.  She's trying to say positive things like, "I like the shade of purple it is, it's really cool," while NOT saying, "I hate the lime green lining, it's AWFUL."  And, "I like it that it's waterproof," and not, "It squeaks like a duck when I move my arms."  I think I'd better ask Grandma to mail the store receipt so I can exchange the coat.  Otherwise, I see frostbite and chilblains in our future.

There is also the problem that I shop at places like Target and Old Navy.  And a size six in those stores (which is the Impossible Son's size now) is a size four in a department store like Dillards.  Which drives me NUTS!  So, Mr. Manzie has a Scooby Doo warm up suit that he loves, but... it swallows him.  *head-desk*  

Gift certificates.  Definitely need to remember that next time!

Otherwise, it's been a good Christmas.  The Impossible Son was happy with his presents, and Santa learned his lesson from seasons past and didn't overwhelm the kids with presents, presents everywhere!  You know, getting a ton of presents is great... at first.  Then you sort of get overwhelmed, and it's anti-climatic when you're done.  "That's all?  That's it?  Where's the rest of it?"  This year, they got some really cool stuff, some funny stuff, some fun stuff, and stuff that makes you go, "Ooooookaaaaay, and the reason you gave me this is WHHHYYYYYY????"  EVERYBODY needs some of those!!

Then there was the game of Horse in the backyard, with both kids cheering on the parent of their choice.  Each shot was met with great anticipation, each miss was commiserated with, and each basket with rousing cheers of, "Cool!" and "Omigosh, I can't believe you SANK that!" and "That was so WEIRD!!"  What made my day was when the Impossible Son told the Husbandly One, "No, I want MAMA to teach me how to play basketball.  She knows how to do it RIGHT!  You do it all weird and stuff!"

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Anyhow, I hope all of you are enjoying your day, relaxing, spending time with family and friends, and doing whatever makes you happy.  Merry Christmas, Good Yule, and all that good stuff!

Love and stuff,

Auntie

Huh...wha....???

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006 09:04 am
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My time sense has been sooooo distorted lately.  For some reason, today feels like FRIDAY instead of Saturday....er... it is... Saturday....right?   

Anyway, my brain has a glitch in it that keeps trying to tell me tonight is Christmas Eve, prolly because my best friend, her hubby, and offspring are coming over for dinner.   I'll get through it, but I hate it when I'm like this, because it just throws EVERYTHING off!  *laughs*  Funny thing is, the "weather in Texas" phenomena is striking again, and we're expecting SNOW FLURRIES tonight!  Which is another thing that keeps throwing my inner clock off and keeps insisting it's Christmas Eve because... snow and Santa, right?

I'm trying not to be unhappy because we WON'T be going to Houston for Christmas.  I know the Husbandly One is right, that we'll be exhausted because, well, you know how it is.  Just when you finally drop off to sleep on Christmas Eve, one of Santa's elves comes and shakes you awake and says there was a blizzard over Omaha or something, and Santa's falling behind so WE have to be the ones to set the toys up, so get your butts out of bed, blah, blah, blah (yes, that is actually how Auntie has covered her butt when the Impertinent Daughter was five and caught her parents putting wrapped presents under the tree and it WORKED!!).  So, it would be hurry up, get everyone up, unwrap the prezzies, shovel breakfast down our throats, run to Houston, unwrap the prezzies, shovel dinner down our throats and rush back here. And Auntie still gets so wiped out just grocery shopping that she takes a three hour nap afterwards. So, we'll be going to Houston next Friday instead.  

Well, I'd better go eat some breakfast.  I've got a lot to do before I find myself nodding over the dishes, or snoozing while trying to fold laundry.  

Toodles!
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"Christmas is co-ming

The goose is getting fat

Please to put ha'penny in the old man's hat

If you haven't got ha'penny, then, anything will do

If you have got ha'penny, then, God bless you!!"


That is all.  *mischievous grin*
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Okay, so last night, we went to the kids' school for the Winter Lorac. What? You've never heard of a Winter Lorac?? Oh, ye unprivileged masses....

Don't worry, I'd never heard of one either until two days ago. I kept thinking, what, are we reading like, a special Christmas version of Dr. Seuss' "The Lorax?"

No. It was a backward carol thing. No, the kids weren't singing Christmas carols backwards, (though that might have improved some of them). No, it was something else entirely. See, normally, when you have groups of carolers, what happens is you hear a knock on the door and you open it, and there's a bunch of people standing outside your door either dressed in fluffy hats, mittens, scarves and heavy overcoats, or shorts, sandals and very loud Christmas themed Hawaiian shirts (Christmas in Texas, folks, remember?), and they start singing, either very badly off-key, or very well indeed, and always with enthusiasm. In other words, the carolers come to YOU.

In a Lorac, however, the audience goes to the carolers.

Now, I can tell the teachers and staff at the Impossible Son's and Impertinent Daughter's school were picturing groups of laughing, happy parents hurrying from station to station in the school to listen to bright, happy children singing joyfully the songs of the seasons. Parents who had been happily munching on pizza and snacks bought from the PTO. Parents who would be just SO GLAD to take part in this exercise.

The reality was somewhat different.

And the kids got bored after about two rounds of singing the same song.

I have to say, the pre-K and kindergarten students were the most enthusiastic. They sang "Jingle Bells," and "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" five times with gusto, doing all the gestures with great energy and just having a fine old time. It was great. Yes, everyone had to do their carols five times. Because there are five grades, and after every session, all us parents and family had to shift locations. To go to the carolers.

The Impertinent Daughter's group was dubiously improved when one of the girls in the back row decided to add a bit of local color by blowing chunks, and causing the ranks to flee with various cries of "EWWWWW!" and "GROSS!" and "Awww, that SMELLS!!" It was quickly cleared up, the girl in question led off, cleaned up, and comforted, and the show went on. However, I think it will be quite some time before her family goes to Taco Bell again.

I think my favorite group was the second graders. Not because they were particularly good. They weren't. They sang with a lack-luster exhaustion that was almost contagious. No, what nearly did me in was their unique interpretatin of a Jose Feleciano song. They started off singing loudly and badly, "Fa-LEEEZ Navi-DAH!!! Fa-LEEEZ Navi-DAH!!!" Even the Hispanic, non-English speaking children were singing it that way, and with some glee, too, I might add. And I couldn't help but hear it all as, "Fa-LEEZ on the DOG!" So, as you can imagine, Auntie was standing there, tears in her eyes as she suppressed her merriment, struggling not to break down and disgrace herself. It was rather catching, though, as several of the little people caught my eye, saw the mischief dancing therein, and started giggling. Oh, it was so not good! The Husbandly One gave me a sharp poke and said, "Behave yourself." Oooooohhhhh!!!!!

It was good to escape.

What was even funnier was after that song ended, we all heard a plaintive voice say, "Are we done? Can we stop singing and go home now, PLEASE???"

Yes, I would say the Winter Lorac was a howling success.

Favorite moment? Watching four first grade teachers having to run and re-capture their choir when parents misinterpreted the music teacher's announcement that there was one more rotation and afterwards, they were to pick up their kids to take them home. They thought they were off the hook already and had started to depart.

Most horrifying moment? A member of the now infamous track team (and you ALL know who I'm talking about) was standing across the hall from me, spotted me and waved cheerfully, calling out, "Hi, Mrs. J!" to me. AAACK!!! The Husbandly One found this vastly amusing and teased me quietly during the first graders' performances, until he reminded me that this particular kid also played soccer for the U18 group, and most likely knew me that way. This was confirmed when he walked up after and addressed the Husbandly One as "Mr. J," and asked after the Impossible Son, and whether he was going to play soccer in the spring.

Perhaps I am too nervous.

*covers eyes* I am such a perv.

I hope this is the only Lorac I have to go to this Christmas, as I really, really don't think we can handle another!

My Xmas Stocking

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 12:37 am
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