And the winner is....
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
auntbijouMy best friend (who is not blonde) sent me a bunch of blonde jokes, which, of course, had me snickering and snorting, and... okay, I admit it, I was howling with laughter. After having to share a bedroom with a blonde sister for seven years, and since she was older (13 years older, to be precise) SHE got to choose the color of the room (pink, oh gods, pink, I hate pink!), well, I have an appreciation for blonde jokes that my best friend feeds every couple of years with jokes. So you just KNOW I forwarded them to the Beautiful Sister, and then, as an afterthought, to my dad. It wasn't until after I sat back that I realized that my dad is blond, too. And I really started laughing, because that just explains SO MUCH about my dad! Okay, so he's a Marine, and a former roughneck... he's still BLOND!!
Still, Dad has a wicked sense of humor at times, and he promptly sent a blonde joke back. But it's a bit different than most blonde jokes, in that this time, the blonde gets the last laugh. And I just had to share it, so without further ado, here it is!
Still, Dad has a wicked sense of humor at times, and he promptly sent a blonde joke back. But it's a bit different than most blonde jokes, in that this time, the blonde gets the last laugh. And I just had to share it, so without further ado, here it is!
A Texas State Trooper stopped a blonde for speeding. He walked up to her car and asked for her drivers license.
She reached in her purse and said, " I guess you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman's
She reached in her purse and said, " I guess you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman's
Ball, too, huh?"
The Trooper paused and said, " Lady, State Troopers do not have balls."
The Trooper paused and said, " Lady, State Troopers do not have balls."
The blonde burst out laughing and the Trooper suddenly realized what he had said and went beet red. With a quick "Have a good day," he got back into his car with as much dignity as he could muster, leaving the blonde laughing so hard she couldn't start her car.
There you go, a blonde joke where the blonde gets the last laugh. And to all my blonde friends, literal and spiritual, may you all be as quick thinking and lucky!
There you go, a blonde joke where the blonde gets the last laugh. And to all my blonde friends, literal and spiritual, may you all be as quick thinking and lucky!
