Morning conversation

The Impossible Son and I are lying in the bed together, petting our calico kitty, Dobbs.  She's curled up on my stomach, purring happily at all the attention when the spirit of mischief enters me.  

"Dobbs is a pretty boring cat sometimes, isn't she, Mama?" my son says.

"Oh, no," I said, grinning.  "She's not boring.  She's a DANGER Cat!"

He giggles.  "A Danger Cat??  No, she's NOT!"

"Sure, she is," I say, scratching her under her chin.  "Definitely a Danger Cat."

"No, she's not!  She's too little and sweet!"

I laugh.  "Ah, but you see, that's how she gets past the bad guys' guard.  She just looks like a pretty little kitty and slips into their houses.  They don't know she's really a Danger Cat, and so they talk in front of her, never suspecting that she's really a feline SPY, finding out all their weaknesses so the Forces of Light can defeat them!"

"No, she's not!" the Impossible Son says, trying not to laugh.  He runs his hand over her face and she sneezes.  "See, no mask!"  He runs his hand down her back and she sits up, stretching.  "No zipper!"  He pokes her side and she nips at her hand.  "No bag of tools hidden in there!  See!  She's not a Danger Cat at all!  She doesn't even know karate!"

"But," I say, struggling not to laugh, "she's a master of Meow Fu!"

"MOOOOM!" he shouts, outraged, and Dobbs curls up on my chest, watching him tolerantly with lazy eyes.  "She is NOT!!"

"Oh, definitely," I say, warming to my subject.  "And she's fully qualified in Tai Claw Do!"

"She is NOT a Danger Cat!!  And neither is Ed!!"  He's sitting up now, torn between laughter and outrage.

"Oh, he's the most dangerous Danger Cat of all.  Because he's so big and all, he takes on the protective cases."

"Protective cases?"  Mr. Manzie's mouth is twitching.  "Like what?"

"Oh, like protecting little kids from Monsters Under the Bed.  And Monsters in the Closet. EVERYBODY knows monsters are TERRIFIED of cats!"  And Dobbs starts purring, easing over onto my son's chest to start licking his chin. "It's the claws and teeth, you know."

"They're not Danger Cats!" he shouts.

I just smile.  "You never know, now, do you?"

Aren't I a stinker?

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One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner for you. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, as you don't mind what they look like, as long as they're a seme.

heh, heh, heh... I guess that explains the violet hair and the black mitts I wear all the time! *snort* As if!!!