Food Court Musical

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BWAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAH-HAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*sniff* Oh... oh... words fail me!! All I could think was..."If I give you napkins... would you please cease to SING!!!!"

Keepin' it surreal!!

And The Reason For This Is....???

There are many imponderables in my life.

For instance, I had an armful of clean jeans, and walked into my son's bedroom to find him wrapping his doorknob with what I thought at first was masking tape, but turned out to be cloth bandaging tape.

"Um... why are you doing that?" I asked as he froze and stared up at me.

"I dunno," he said, and abruptly let go of the tape and went into the kitchen. He wasn't fleeing; he was walking with purpose. So I put his jeans away, and waited, and he came back with scissors, and carefully trimmed the long end off.

Okaaaaaaay...

And then there's this... our cats hate baths, right? But, whenever we take a shower, one or more of the cats hop in with us. Muta, especially, will sit between my feet and bat at the water drops with one paw, getting wet in the meantime. And when the Impossible Son takes a bath, Yuki and Calcifer sit on the edge, occassionaly dipping a paw in to try to catch his toys, while Muta lays on the floor next to the tub, not even twitching an ear when Mr. Manzie pours a cup of water over him. In fact, sometimes, he'll roll over onto his back so the boy can get that, too.

BUT THEY HATE TO TAKE BATHS!!!

I don't get it. I just don't get it!

When we were walking to the National Gallery last week, I watched a family ride by on bicycles, and suddenly turned to the Husbandly One and said, "You know, something just occurred to me."

"Oh, dear," he said. Yes, the man knows me all too well.

"On Gilligan's Island, you know how they'd make Gilligan ride this bicycle to charge up the radio batteries, or the lights for special occasions, etc?"

"Ye-e-s??" said THO carefully, looking somewhat worried.

"Where the heck did they get the bicycle? I mean, it was a small boat, only a 3 hour tour... where did they get the bike? Why would anyone even take a bike on a 3 hour tour... by boat???"

"Honey?" THO said, touching my arm with concern. "Do you need to eat? Getting a bit hypoglycemic?"

"And I still want to know where the hell Princess Leia got that dress she wore in the Ewok village in Return of the Jedi. I mean, she only had this small pack... where did it fit?? Really? When she was packing, did she see it and think, you know, this would be absolutely perfect to wear if I found myself in a village of knee-high teddy bear people dressed in suede."

"That's it, we're finding something for you to eat!"

And this concludes your tour into the Mind of Auntie. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle, and keep your seatbelts on until the ride comes to a full stop. Thank you for choosing our tour, have a nice day, and come again!!