Because I KNOW!!

[auntbijou]

OMG,OMG,OMG, y'all! I KNOW HOW THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE WILL START!!

Okay, so... Pizza Hut has come out with a new perfume that smells like... fresh baked pizza. Yes, you can spritz yourself with the essence of eau de pepperoni et bacon canadienne!

And Washington and Colorado have legalized pot.

SO... just picture it... a group of college students gathered together for pizza and movies, and to make the mood a little mellow, they're passing around a toke. And maybe a couple of the gals have spritzed on Le Pizza Hut or whatever it's called. And the guys are like, "Oh, baby, you smell so good, I could just eat you up!"

And they do.

...

BWAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA!!!!

Comments

[florida_minxie]

LOLOLOL. Your brain... I do love it so.

[lddurham]

Ahahaha! That is so totally and completely plausible. Like a side note Doctor Who would say, "Oh, right, well, you see it was a perfume what started it. Who knew they'd all be driven mad for pizza and cookies, but there it is, then. Let's go take a look, shall we? You've eaten in the last hour, haven't you?"