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[auntbijou]

Oh, shocolate, shocolate, shocolate...

As anyone who reads this journal knows, chocolate is my major weakness. I can be easily had for chocolate. So, of course, when shocolate posted this on her journal, how was I to resist??

Warning: Before reading, put all liquids far, far away from the computer. Oh, and if you're eating anything... swallow first, THEN read. I'd hide this behind a cut, but LJ is not cooperating with Auntie right now.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Auntbijou!

1. Auntbijou has three eyelids.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in auntbijou not to hide but to look for water.
3. Research indicates that auntbijou will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
4. Auntbijou cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
5. The only Englishman to become auntbijou was Nicholas Breakspear, who was auntbijou from 1154 to 1159.
6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than auntbijou.
7. You should always store auntbijou in an airtight container in the fridge.
8. India tested its first nuclear auntbijou in 1974.
9. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like auntbijou!
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have auntbijou floating in their swimming pools.

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