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This is it, the end, no more. I have lost the will to write, the will to live, the will to even crawl out of bed in the morning. All existence is too much effort, I must go into the dark, lie down, and surrender up my life to the endless suffering and ennui of existence.
Why?
It is almost too terrible to speak of...
Because... our local grocery store has stopped carrying... Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.
However shall I go on? What is the Husbandly One to do on those days when I am SUPER cranky, because the kids have been impossible, the phone's been ringing off the hook, and my muse is off on vacation in Bermuda or wherever the hell it is she goes? Usually, he picks up a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and either throws it into the room, or waves it at me to distract me so the kids can escape. WHAT'S HE GONNA DO NOW, HUH???
It's too awful to contemplate.
DO YOU REALIZE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY INTO SAN MARCOS TO GET MY FIX NOW????
Unless... unless... THEY stopped carrying it, too...
***WAIL***
Why?
It is almost too terrible to speak of...
Because... our local grocery store has stopped carrying... Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.
However shall I go on? What is the Husbandly One to do on those days when I am SUPER cranky, because the kids have been impossible, the phone's been ringing off the hook, and my muse is off on vacation in Bermuda or wherever the hell it is she goes? Usually, he picks up a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and either throws it into the room, or waves it at me to distract me so the kids can escape. WHAT'S HE GONNA DO NOW, HUH???
It's too awful to contemplate.
DO YOU REALIZE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY INTO SAN MARCOS TO GET MY FIX NOW????
Unless... unless... THEY stopped carrying it, too...
***WAIL***
