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Boing! Boing! Boing!!
Thursday, April 17th, 2008 01:54 pmThese muscle relaxants aren't very... relaxing! They don't make me sleepy or the least bit inclined to rest. Instead, I'm HYPER!!! I'm SUPER HYPER AUNTIE, READY TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE AND MINE AT THE DROP OF A HAT! SO I CAN'T USE MY LEFT ARM, PIFFLE! PIFFLE, I SAY!!!
I've already done two loads of laundry, all right handed, I've made ramen for Miss Priss, who is home with a migraine today, I've tried (and failed) to lay down and relax seventeen times, and now, I feel this uncontrollable urge to clean out my closet of all the clothes I don't wear, and completely rearrange the room.
ALL WITHOUT USING MY LEFT ARM!!!
I feel like I'm going to... vibrate to death or something!! I think the only thing that would make this worse is for me to go do something stupid like... eat Cookies and Cream ice cream. Now THAT is crack for Auntie! That stuff makes me so hyper, I could clean my entire house, re-do all the garden beds, wash and vacuum both cars, paint every room, plus murals, rearrange all the furniture, take up the carpets and lay new flooring, clean out the fridge, clean out the oven, and STILL have energy left over to jog ten miles!!!
You know... Cookies and Cream sounds AWFULLY good right now....
Maybe I should get some. It might tone me down a bit. Because seriously, guys, I can't sit still AT ALL!! What the hell kind of muscle relaxant is this, anyway???
I've already done two loads of laundry, all right handed, I've made ramen for Miss Priss, who is home with a migraine today, I've tried (and failed) to lay down and relax seventeen times, and now, I feel this uncontrollable urge to clean out my closet of all the clothes I don't wear, and completely rearrange the room.
ALL WITHOUT USING MY LEFT ARM!!!
I feel like I'm going to... vibrate to death or something!! I think the only thing that would make this worse is for me to go do something stupid like... eat Cookies and Cream ice cream. Now THAT is crack for Auntie! That stuff makes me so hyper, I could clean my entire house, re-do all the garden beds, wash and vacuum both cars, paint every room, plus murals, rearrange all the furniture, take up the carpets and lay new flooring, clean out the fridge, clean out the oven, and STILL have energy left over to jog ten miles!!!
You know... Cookies and Cream sounds AWFULLY good right now....
Maybe I should get some. It might tone me down a bit. Because seriously, guys, I can't sit still AT ALL!! What the hell kind of muscle relaxant is this, anyway???
