Grab a chair and a couple of root beers...

Okay, okay, okay....

Could someone PLEASE explain to me the teenage boy fashion of wearing your pants three to five times too big, and with the crotch hanging down BELOW your knees??  Because, I can't help it, I think of Dick van Dyke in "Mary Poppins" just before he started dancing with the penguins, and I can't help but wonder if a little row of animated penguins are going to show up any minute!

Oh, gods, it's so hard NOT to start laughing.  Because you know their little egos are so FRAGILE at that age and... and...

a-haha-hahahahaha-ha-ha-ha-hahaha-haah!!!!

*wipes tears from face*

Ooo... no... really, why do they DO that?  Doesn't anyone appreciate a nicely shaped arse anymore??

Completely at a loss,

Auntie