Grab a chair and a couple of root beers...

You know those times when your husband tackles you to the bed, removes certain pertinent items of your clothing, and has his pervy way with you until your toes curl backward and your back arches so hard it feels like its going to break, and the only sound that comes from your mouth is a high, faintly aspirated, "Guh!"

Yeah. Like that.

*purrs and licks lips with extremely smug look in her eyes*