MUUAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Friday, January 14th, 2011 05:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
auntbijouMy plans for World Domination Through Cookies is proceeding nicely!!! Haha!!!
Er... I mean... I made cookies for the Impossible Son's class today, because his birthday is on Sunday, and... I brought them in, remembering to set aside a bagful for one of the teachers at the school. Why did I do this? Well, Mrs. L. is not only a pre-kindergarten teacher, her husband is on the soccer board AND her daughter is goalie for the varsity soccer team. This daughter has been giving the Impertinent Daughter a hard time, and I realized the best way to defeat this was to win over Mrs. L.
It's working, too. *evil grin* And the cookies... heh, no one can resist my cookies!!!
Varsity Goalie is nervous now, and has been backing off from Miss Impertinent.
Yes, yes, I am evil, I know. XD
Anyhow, I proceeded on to Mr. Impossible's class and they pretty much just... inhaled the cookies!! I took double chocolate chip and chewy ginger. It's funny, they were all sort of doubtful about the ginger, but... once they tried them, they disappeared pretty fast! One of the girls came up and asked me shyly if I would make cookies for her on Tuesday.
"Why, is it your birthday?" I asked, not wanting to step on her mother's toes, so to speak.
"No," she said dreamily as she nibbled at her cookie. "I'm in... cookie heaven! And I want to go there again!"
*snorfle*
YES, I AM THE COOKIE GODDESS, AND YOU MUST ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!!! MUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
um... yeah, anyway... it was awesome! And the Impossible Son was pretty happy, too!
Er... I mean... I made cookies for the Impossible Son's class today, because his birthday is on Sunday, and... I brought them in, remembering to set aside a bagful for one of the teachers at the school. Why did I do this? Well, Mrs. L. is not only a pre-kindergarten teacher, her husband is on the soccer board AND her daughter is goalie for the varsity soccer team. This daughter has been giving the Impertinent Daughter a hard time, and I realized the best way to defeat this was to win over Mrs. L.
It's working, too. *evil grin* And the cookies... heh, no one can resist my cookies!!!
Varsity Goalie is nervous now, and has been backing off from Miss Impertinent.
Yes, yes, I am evil, I know. XD
Anyhow, I proceeded on to Mr. Impossible's class and they pretty much just... inhaled the cookies!! I took double chocolate chip and chewy ginger. It's funny, they were all sort of doubtful about the ginger, but... once they tried them, they disappeared pretty fast! One of the girls came up and asked me shyly if I would make cookies for her on Tuesday.
"Why, is it your birthday?" I asked, not wanting to step on her mother's toes, so to speak.
"No," she said dreamily as she nibbled at her cookie. "I'm in... cookie heaven! And I want to go there again!"
*snorfle*
YES, I AM THE COOKIE GODDESS, AND YOU MUST ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!!! MUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
um... yeah, anyway... it was awesome! And the Impossible Son was pretty happy, too!
