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My plans for World Domination Through Cookies is proceeding nicely!!! Haha!!!

Er... I mean... I made cookies for the Impossible Son's class today, because his birthday is on Sunday, and... I brought them in, remembering to set aside a bagful for one of the teachers at the school. Why did I do this? Well, Mrs. L. is not only a pre-kindergarten teacher, her husband is on the soccer board AND her daughter is goalie for the varsity soccer team. This daughter has been giving the Impertinent Daughter a hard time, and I realized the best way to defeat this was to win over Mrs. L.

It's working, too. *evil grin* And the cookies... heh, no one can resist my cookies!!!

Varsity Goalie is nervous now, and has been backing off from Miss Impertinent.

Yes, yes, I am evil, I know. XD

Anyhow, I proceeded on to Mr. Impossible's class and they pretty much just... inhaled the cookies!! I took double chocolate chip and chewy ginger. It's funny, they were all sort of doubtful about the ginger, but... once they tried them, they disappeared pretty fast! One of the girls came up and asked me shyly if I would make cookies for her on Tuesday.

"Why, is it your birthday?" I asked, not wanting to step on her mother's toes, so to speak.

"No," she said dreamily as she nibbled at her cookie. "I'm in... cookie heaven! And I want to go there again!"

*snorfle*

YES, I AM THE COOKIE GODDESS, AND YOU MUST ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!!! MUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

um... yeah, anyway... it was awesome! And the Impossible Son was pretty happy, too!

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Location: The Burrow
Current Music: "The Way I Are" Timbaland, feat. Keri Hilson

So, I was baking cookies yesterday. The Impossible Son will be ten this weekend, and so rather than bringing cupcakes to school, I'm bringing cookies. It would be hypocritical of me to bring cupcakes, since those days when there's a party in his class, Mr. Impossible moves at supersonic speeds, thanks to the dyes in the icing. So, I make cookies, and the teacher usually looks happy because she gets some too, and there's usually some form of chocolate in there, so there's that.

Anyhow, the Impertinent One decided to do one of her gag fanarts for Kingdom Hearts, inspired by my baking, and by the Husbandly One's extremely friendly reaction to my baking, and... here it is...

Baking by ~angryzangoose on deviant ART

What?? Does my daughter know what yaoi is? OF COURSE, SHE DOES!! I am her mother, do you think I would neglect this part of her education? PLEASE!!

*laughs*

Speaking of yaoi and Kingdom Hearts, one of the Impertinent One's friends has decided she doesn't like Kingdom Hearts anymore. Why? Because a couple of years ago, she decided to Google "yaoi," and was... traumatized, I guess, by the idea of two men being all lovey dovey with each other, which I guess means she never watches television or reads the newspaper, or is just randomly oblivious to the world...

Anyhow, the reason she doesn't like Kingdom Hearts any more is because if you take the letters in the name "Xemnas" (a character in Kingdom Hearts) and rearrange them, you get the word, "Man sex."

O_o??

Uh-huh. So... simply rearranging the letters of one character's name makes it, what... a yaoi game?? It's all about the MAN SEX, not killing a lot of Heartless and collecting all the... hearts... to make Kingdom Hearts... right... because you know, every time I play the game, I'm having such a hard time killing the Leech Grave because I keep getting distracted by Roxas getting it on with Axel over behind the wall, right?

Yeah.

Of course, I am expecting logic from a 14 year old girl who has an obsession with narwhals. In other words, she's very sheltered.

And no, I haven't defeated the Leech Grave yet, because evidently I am hopeless at video games. But I keep trying!

*blushes and edges out of the room*

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: The Burrow
Current Music: "Yonaka ni Kaita Love Letter" Home Made Kazoku

Already

chanteur_dombre has fallen under my chocolate chip cookie spell!!

WHO WILL BE NEXT?? The world, it shall be mine, MINE, MINE!!!!

MUAAAA-HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....

Current Mood: devious
Current Music: "It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)" R. E. M.

The Impossible Son just told me that I could take over the world with my chocolate chip cookies.

"No one can resist them!" he said, "not even Sebastian and Gerardo!"

Oh, well, if that's the case, what am I waiting for?

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Piece of My Heart" Janis Joplin

The cookies are GONE!! No more cookies. I'll have to bake more if I want any. *sigh*

So anyway, I posted the recipe on

mollys_kitchen, if y'all are interested in trying it for yourselves.

*grumbles as she goes to clean the kitchen and prepare to make yet ANOTHER batch of cookies that will disappear before she even gets two for herself*

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Lovestoned" Justin Timberlake

I baked cookies today. Giant ginger cookies, big, chewy, gingery... the kids love them. This is the second time this week I've made them, and they don't last long.

So, I had the first batch sitting on the cooling rack, heard the timer go off, and went to the kitchen to get the second batch out of the oven. Now, the Impossible Son had come in a few minutes earlier to ask me a question, munching on a cookie he had filched from the cooling rack (no, he can't wait for them to cool off, he has to eat them RIGHT NOW!). He wanted to know if his friends Sebastian and Gerardo could come in. I said no, because I am also in the process of tidying up the living room, and ... well... baking cookies! So, disappointed, he trudged back into the kitchen while I noodled around on the computer (translation, I was writing), and I heard a clatter. "Hey, hands out of the cookie dough!" I shouted in the direction of the kitchen and got up. The timer went off, and I walked into the kitchen, picking up the hot pads and looking at the cooling rack... and I stopped. It was EMPTY!! There had been 9 cookies sitting on that rack, cooling. I heard the front door slam, and raced to the kitchen door to look out the front window. There he was, racing across the front yard, bent over something that he was carrying in his arms. I rushed to the front door, yanked it open, and bellowed his name just as he disappeared around the end of the hedge. He reappeared with a mouthful of something, looking apprehensively toward me.

"Wha..?" he asked, bits of cookie flying out of his mouth.

"Where are the cookies?" I asked, trying not to laugh.

"Wha oo-ies?" he asked, manfully trying to swallow.

"ASK before you take the cookies, Little Man," I said. I could already hear his friends yelling, "Hey, aren't you bringing the cookies?"

They ate them ALL!!

I guess I make some pretty good cookies. And I tell you, this batch isn't lasting any longer than the ones I made earlier this week. I give them another hour, maybe. I might post the recipe in mollys_kitchenlater, if Miss Priss will let me. We'll see.

For now, I think I better hurry back to the kitchen if I want to get at least ONE of the products of my labor!

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: "Wake Up Frenzy" The Pillows

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Grab a chair and a couple of root beers...

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