Grab a chair and a couple of root beers...

Wow. So... thanfiction is... not what he... er... she... um...

*gives up*

Just... go read THIS.

The only thing I can really say is thanfiction gave me the push I needed to start drawing again. Which I'm really glad of, but... the disappointment and the feeling that someone is so totally wasting their talent for such a completely stupid purpose... well... it makes me sad.

It is, however, the first time I've ever been grateful to be somewhat stand-offish and almost overly cautious.

Just... wow. Seriously? Wow.

So, I needed to postpone Miss Priss' MRI appointment, because funny mole that is itchy, and irregular shape, and two different colors trumps whatever might or might not be going on in her head. I found the pediatric neurologist's appointment card and walked back to the computer, staring at the number as I reached for the phone, put my hand on the receiver to pick it up... and it rang, making me jump.

Okay.

So, I pick it up before it has a chance to finish the first ring and say, "Hello?"

"Hi, this is Jane at Dr. Headbanger's office. Is this Mrs. J?"

"Ye-e-es," I said slowly, extremely freaked out.

"Oh, good, I'm calling about the Impertinent Daughter's appointment tomorrow?"

I blink. "Er, actually, I was just about to call you..."

"Is that why you answered so fast?" she said merrily.

"Well, yeah, actually. I have Miss Priss' appointment card in my hand and I was just about to pick up the phone..."

She chuckled and said, "Well, that's the thing about neurologists' offices. We know things," she finished in a sppoky voice.

I laughed uneasily, then told them we needed to postpone her appointment and why and got that all fixed up. And now, I'm tempted to go hide under my bed and be extremely paranoid!!

Dude,seriously... that was just... CREEPY!!!