Grab a chair and a couple of root beers...

So, I was baking cookies yesterday. The Impossible Son will be ten this weekend, and so rather than bringing cupcakes to school, I'm bringing cookies. It would be hypocritical of me to bring cupcakes, since those days when there's a party in his class, Mr. Impossible moves at supersonic speeds, thanks to the dyes in the icing. So, I make cookies, and the teacher usually looks happy because she gets some too, and there's usually some form of chocolate in there, so there's that.

Anyhow, the Impertinent One decided to do one of her gag fanarts for Kingdom Hearts, inspired by my baking, and by the Husbandly One's extremely friendly reaction to my baking, and... here it is...


Baking by ~angryzangoose on deviantART

What?? Does my daughter know what yaoi is? OF COURSE, SHE DOES!! I am her mother, do you think I would neglect this part of her education? PLEASE!!

*laughs*

Speaking of yaoi and Kingdom Hearts, one of the Impertinent One's friends has decided she doesn't like Kingdom Hearts anymore. Why? Because a couple of years ago, she decided to Google "yaoi," and was... traumatized, I guess, by the idea of two men being all lovey dovey with each other, which I guess means she never watches television or reads the newspaper, or is just randomly oblivious to the world...

Anyhow, the reason she doesn't like Kingdom Hearts any more is because if you take the letters in the name "Xemnas" (a character in Kingdom Hearts) and rearrange them, you get the word, "Man sex."

O_o??

Uh-huh. So... simply rearranging the letters of one character's name makes it, what... a yaoi game?? It's all about the MAN SEX, not killing a lot of Heartless and collecting all the... hearts... to make Kingdom Hearts... right... because you know, every time I play the game, I'm having such a hard time killing the Leech Grave because I keep getting distracted by Roxas getting it on with Axel over behind the wall, right?

Yeah.

Of course, I am expecting logic from a 14 year old girl who has an obsession with narwhals. In other words, she's very sheltered.

And no, I haven't defeated the Leech Grave yet, because evidently I am hopeless at video games. But I keep trying!

*blushes and edges out of the room*

Look at the Husbandly One's new tattoos!!

His first tattoo had faded badly (the tattooist had too light of a hand) and he has disappeared into the bright blue yonder, so... we went to the place where the Impertinent Daughter had her ears pierced, originally to have his tat touched up. However... we ended up decided to get a NEW version of the portrait tattoo, somewhat larger and on THO's back, and get a coverup tattoo over the original portrait.

He had the portrait done last week, and I had to wait for it to heal a bit before taking a shot of it. It's still a teeny bit red, and still has some flaky skin, but I couldn't wait any longer, so here it is...

( Click to see his tattoos!! )

Looky!! Looky what thanfiction did for me!! See?? See??

*is too excited and wibbly to be coherent*

Tell him how beautiful and perfect it is! Go on, go on!!! Tell, tell!!

I meant to post about this yesterday, but over on weasley_fest, some lovely, wonderful, absolutely DARLING person posted fanart... for ME!!!!

*squees loudly and at an impossibly high pitch*

Auntie will never complain, but no one has EVER done fanart for ME, and I'm so HAPPY!!!

It's HERE, go look and give the artist some love! It's Twins/Harry, and OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*is too excited, even one day later, to be properly coherent*