auntbijou: (Steven Fry LOL)
So, we're having a late birthday party for the Impertinent Daughter. The twelve and under crowd is mostly in the living room playing on the XBox, the teenagers are in the dining room playing Scattergories Categories, and the adults are on the back porch, sitting around a table, drinking beer, chatting, and enjoying the evening.

Suddenly, Super-Goalie comes charging outside and says, "How do you spell intercourse? Is it with an I or an E?"

We all blink, and then one of the dads leans forward and says, in a deep, sonorous voice, "R-U-B-B-E-R!!"

*dies laughing*

I love my friends!!
auntbijou: (Blessed Bee)
The Impertinent Daughter has a friend, we'll call him Toast Boy. Well... actually, I think she and her friends call him "Turtle" so... perhaps I should call him that, too. Not because he is turtle-like in anyway, but he loves turtles. And the other important thing for you to know is that he is obsessed with toast.

I guess there are worse things to be obsessed with!

Anyhow, because they are good friends, and rather silly together, when Miss Priss and I were looking through the many very, very cute wearables on shanalogic.com and found this very, very cute toast scarf, she immediately said, "Oh, Turtle would loooove one of those! How much is that?"

I said, startled, "You want to buy this??"

"It would be perfect for him, Mum! He's got this thing with toast..."

So I looked at the price and promptly inhaled my tongue.

A few hearty slaps of the back later, the Impertinent One said, "Can't you make that? I mean, it's crochet, right? You can crochet that... right?"

And here is the result...

Toaster Scarf

As you can see, she is as pleased as Punch with that scarf! And because she's giving it to a friend who happens to be a boy, rather than a boyfriend, we decided to make the butter pats square rather than heart-shaped. I think it turned out rather well, considering I had to make up the pattern myself!

Evidently, it's rather tasty, too...

Tasty...

I told her that when she gives it to him, she should ask him, "So, are we going to be friends for life or what?" And if he says yes, she should hold it out solemnly across her hands and say something like, "Then I present you with the order of the Toasty Scarf!" and drape it around his neck!

Hey, for all the work I put into it, completing it within a month, I figure some over-the-top dramatic gesture should go with it!! Would have finished it sooner if I hadn't had to undo it, and redo it until I figured out the stitches, then had more than a few minutes of uninterrupted time to work on it!! As it is, I hope she remembers to tell me how he reacted when he got it! I do know that the very idea of me making it for him (because her best friend let it slip, not knowing he was behind them when she asked about it) was enough for him to come up to me two weeks ago and introduce himself to me, squeaky voice and terror-stricken eyes and all!!

Seriously... I'm not that scary... am I??

Anyway, after telling me who he was, and why he was shaking my hand with damp palms, he made a few incoherent statements that might have been about the Impertinent Daughter's comics and drawings (I'm sure her name, comics, and cracking up were in there somewhere), he blurted something about being happy to meet me, and disappeared rapidly.

I wonder what it will be like when a boy she's dating introduces himself to me?

*dies laughing*

Anyhow, I'm done, and I'm glad! And glad it's going to Turtle, who will hopefully be very happy with it!
auntbijou: (Dancing Snape)
Had a really good weekend, even though it got colder than all get out Saturday afternoon. Winter's last blast, I hope! Anyhow, we had mucho rain Saturday morning and had to cancel all soccer games, and thus were able to enjoy a leisurely breakfast, rather than stuffing a granola bar into our faces and rushing out to the fields.

Saturday afternoon, we packed and went to visit an old friend of the Husbandly One, who was having a party/movie night at their home, and were showing "Screw-On Head," "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long" (which I missed, because I was in the kitchen being all sociable-like) and both "Boondock Saints" movie, which for some inexplicable reason, we watched in reverse order.

A good time was had by all. Including my kids.

No, they didn't watch "Boondock Saints." They (at least the under-10 crowd) were banished upstairs and to bed. Miss Priss mostly entertained the other over 10 kid by watching videos on the computer in the playroom.

I think I surprised the Husbandly One greatly by not either hiding behind a sketchbook, or my knitting (which is my usual way of handling a group of new people I don't know well, so I can sit back and observe until I feel comfortable, then ease my way into things slowly, ready to flee back to my corner at an instant's notice. Must have been a cat in a former life or something, I guess). Instead, I actually... hung out. With, you know, everyone. It was AWESOME!! I think I can say with complete confidence that I have never felt so comfortable and at ease with a group of people ever before in my life. It was like I'd known them for YEARS!! It was so WEIRD!! But... totally cool, really!!

And then, even MORE AWESOME than that? Yes, yes, there IS something more awesome than that, truly there is!!

I was sitting on the couch, and this small woman walked up to me with a hesitant smile on her face, and she said, "You look very familiar to me... I think I... I think I know you. Could you possibly be... [personal profile] auntbijou?"

I blinked, stared at her for a moment while my brain processed it, because I was SO prepared to say, "Maybe we met at U of H?" because she seemed awfully familiar to ME, too! Then my brain caught up and I smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I am!"

And she smiled and said, "I'm [profile] cyndtechgoddess"

It was a mutual squee-fest!!

What was really weird about it was I'd had this feeling all day that I was going to meet someone from my f-list at this party. I mean, from the moment I woke up, till I finished packing, then in the car the whole way, and when we walked into the house, I had this feeling. I just knew someone was going to ask me if I was [personal profile] auntbijou, and rather than feeling nervous or freaked out... I was completely cool with it.

I also had this completely solid conviction that I was going to see [profile] vicki_sine at this same party. I just knew she was going to be there, to the point that I kept looking toward the front door every time I heard it open. Our hostess was asked if [profile] vicki_sine was coming, and she said she wasn't sure, she hadn't heard from her, etc. But... I knew she would. So when she came into the kitchen, I joyfully shouted, "MUM!!" and ran to hug her. It was GREAT!!

I was a very happy Auntie, and I HADN'T EVEN HAD ANY ALCOHOL!! OR CHOCOLATE!!

[profile] cyndtechgoddess and I talked, and talked and talked, and squeed, and talked, and [profile] vicki_sine joined in (since she's the one who introduced us) and it was wonderful! There was a discussion about shoe-sex, and a pair of totally wicked and awesome spike-heeled thigh-high boots was thrown in the mix (OMG, they were PURPLE!), which made me lament that I can no longer wear high heels because my my Rice-Crispy knee, and they were both trying to convince me that I should be the next Erma Bombeck and write books about my kids (but with different names)... it was FUN!!

And yes, I know I'm babbling incoherently, but it made me very happy!

We spent the night, then left this morning to go visit my mom in her new house, which is also wonderful, and spacious and full of light, and just the right size for both my mom and my sister. Mom already looks stronger and less stressed, which also makes me very happy! She admitted to me a few days ago that she hadn't been sleeping all that well in the old house because she was constantly worried that someone would break in and hurt her. And, frankly, all of us were worried about that, hence the need to get her out, as well as worrying about some of the things she was doing. I suspect now that a large part of that was sleep deprivation.

It was good to see how sturdily built the house was, too. The risers on the stairs are nice and wide, not too narrow to step up and down, and the balustrade is very sturdy and easy to grip for elderly hands. It's also well lit, for which I am very glad, though Mom doesn't have to go upstairs, since her bedroom and everything she needs is downstairs. The upstairs will be the Flaky Sister's domain.

We took Mom to lunch, then hung out with her. The Blonde Sister came by with her daughters, M, and A, and I squeed a bit over M, because she just got engaged on Thursday (she and her fiance have been dating for four years) and wanted to show me ... "The Dress." And it is all kinds of lovely, and won't make her look like a ridiculously over-dressed doll.

And... we got home before sunset, which was also wonderful! A fun-filled and wonderful weekend... that didn't involve soccer! YAY!!!

*does the Happy Dance*
auntbijou: (Default)
It's extremely flattering to tell someone that's known you for a while that you're 45, and have them literally fall over in shock, because they didn't think you were any older than 32, at the most!!
auntbijou: (Default)
OMG!! OMG!!!

Y'all!! I just got a message from a girl I last saw when I was nine years old. We were best friends until she had to move to Sugarland, and were always getting into trouble together. If I wasn't at home, my mom knew I was at Priscilla Kwan's house, and Cilla's mom knew if she wasn't home, she was at my house. Her grandmother taught me how to eat with chopsticks and got me over being picky with a lot of different foods. My mom taught us both how to sew, and her mom encouraged me to practice the piano at their house before we got our piano back...

And I just got a message from her!!! OMG... I have to go bawl my eyes out, but... I'm so HAPPY!!!

It Haz Begun....

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 04:50 pm
auntbijou: (Default)
Chan Can Haz Cookies!!

Already [personal profile] chanteur_dombre has fallen under my chocolate chip cookie spell!!

WHO WILL BE NEXT?? The world, it shall be mine, MINE, MINE!!!!


MUAAAA-HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....

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